• citizen: it's a bird!
  • citizen: it's a plane!
  • *superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
  • superman: it's a metaphor

punkurie:

*puts metaphor between cigarette* it’s a teeth

(via unimoosapus)

itsdeepforhappypeople:

stumpxvx:

dont u hate it when its nine in the afternoon but ur eyes are just normal sized

I’ve seen this post three times on my dash and i still cant fucking figure out what it means is it like some secret code. are 22,000+ of you in a secret society????? what the fuck is going on?????

(via burning-emb3rs)

austrias-mariazell:

daveraf:

daveraf:

WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU PUT A CANDLE IN A BANANA AND THEN LIGHT IT

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AMAZING

are you okay

(via b00tyqua)

staurry:

s-un-rise:

cockkkkkkkk:

oxfordcommaenglishdramas:

I Wanna Be Yours (Acoustic) - Arctic Monkeys

I need to have sex to this

this is what got me hooked on their music

definition of perfection

(Source: modernvampiresofnewyork, via riot2704)

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luciferssugardaddy:

when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents

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(Source: religiouspunk, via neyagawa)